NAME: Simon Webster NICKNAME: Blobovic MEMBER NUMBER: 0001. Simon is the founding father of CCC, and has big plans for the future of the club, as well as looking surprisingly handy with the bat in his first net session. Shame about the bowling.

NAME: Alex Frost NICKNAME: Frosty MEMBER NUMBER: 0002. Alex has been an excellent off field help to the running of the club, and that's not the only thing he can do off the field ladies (one at a time though.) All we can say is at least his pulling techniques aren't as bad as his cricket.

NAME: Martyn Webster NICKNAME: Webbo MEMBER NUMBER: 0003. Martyn is the chairman of CCC (only cos his son owns the club) has played cricket at the highest levels. Well Barnsley league divison 2 was a high standard in 1974.

NAME: George Toop NICKNAME: Toopy MEMBER NUMBER: 0004. George is the player with a positive future at the club, he has positive effect with the bat and the ball. Only problem with George is he supports Scumhamton F.C what a t*at.

NAME: Damian Locke NICKNAME: Damo MEMBER NUMBER:

NAME: Trevor Barker NICKNAME: MEMBER NUMBER: 0006. If you hear farting noises in the field or find a eye in your pint it's most likely our Trev. But when it comes to playing the game there's not a more professional person you can think of.

NAME: Steve Vine NICKNAME: MEMBER NUMBER:0007. Because of Steve CCC are having to consider hiring ball boys because he really can launch a ball. Steve is most likely going to be one of Commoners players-of-the-season this year.

NAME: Andy Dillworth NICKNAME: Dilly MEMBER NUMBER: 0008 Our captin this year is Dilly, a high influence, motivating skipper. All of the team can rely on Dilly if he gets to the game on time.

NAME: Ian Edworthy NICKNAME: Edders MEMBER NUMBER: 0009 Ian is a sound all round cricketer who has a major desire to win every game. Accoring to Steve Vine the only thing Commoners have to worry about is Edders getting some money out for a round after the game.

NAME: Ian George NICKNAME: Georgie MEMBER NUMBER: 0010 Ian is probably the comic of CCC, he also can really send a ball into orbit with a bat. Thats all I know about Ian at the moment but he is funny.

NAME: Steve Sawyer NICKNAME: MEMBER NUMBER: 0011 Steve plays cricket like he drives a car. With control, elligance and style which is what you would expect from an driving instructor.

NAME: Martin Lowe NICKNAME: MEMBER NUMBER:0012 Martin is the newest member of the Commoners squad 2003. As a steady bat and very useful wicket keeper Martin is sure to be a vital addition to the squad.

Name: Andy Allkins Nickname: Member Number: 0013. If you saw Andy you would think that his sport would be more rugby than cricket. But summer isn't the season for rugby so he decided to hit runs and take wickets for us instead. Good desision.

Name: Andy Purdie Nickname: Purd Member Number: 0014. I have to admit I asked Purd to join us as another body in the field. But he has looked good with a bat and impressive behind the stumps. Hope he doesn't read this or we will need a pin for his head.

"Why can't I do that during the match?"

George with a nice stance

George (or is it Sonic the Hedgehog) practicing his quickie

Surely an outside edge!